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I'm Sixty - Rock Parody of I'm Eighteen by Alice Cooper
I'm Sixty by Steve Martin Smith, copyright 2023
Parody of I'm Eighteen by Alice Cooper
Verse 1
Sunblock on my face and hands
The Back hurts when I get up or down
That won’t stop me - from living my plans
My brain thinks that I’m a younger man
Chorus
Yet I’m 60, I’d rather golf every day
60, and live the Florida way 60, I pay my HOA
My neighbors hang out at my place, but
My hot tub is my personal space oh yeah
Verse 2
I’ve got a - fishing boat and cool golf cart
Still love to rock - on my guitar
Well I was daddy and I dug that a lot
But Now I’m grandpa - and grandma’s so hot
Chorus
Yeah I’m 60, and my hairs gettin’ gray
60 but it’s - still fun to play 60 do you - get what I say?
Guitar Solo
Verse 3
Well Sunblock is on my face and my hands
And Pickle ball is really outta sight
past the middle, the middle of life
The dirts below me - I’m a happy man
OUTRO
60 and I like it Yea I like it Cuz you can Like it or lump it
Lump it or like it. 60, 60, 60. I’m 60 and I like it
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