Getting a Cheap Haircut from a Struggling Barber

I'm so desperate for a haircut that I'd take one from a new barber at this point. The problem is that I don't like small talk, especially when someone asks what I do for a living. So I'm stuck with long hair.

From episode 85 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show.

Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7Gaf-BgxJ4