Gain of Function: Actionable Intelligence

Webb to Biden: “Subdural Hematoma, Doctor? [Cue Music] That Sounds Very Serious.”

[FOB FREEDOM, August 30, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

Even in the 1970s, television show producers had a pretty good idea on how to stir emotions amongst the general public, and who can recall each week to a hospital drama show where to the shock and awe of a deeply concerned family, the attending physician had confirmed their fears that, “Yes, subdural hematoma is very serious.” And now with reports of just 24 cases worldwide of the BA.2.86 strain, or “Pirola”, separate and apart from the dominant strain, EG.5, or “Eris”, with around 30 new mutations identified in three states, i.e., Michigan, Virginia, and Ohio, some are calling for masking mandates, vaccines and maybe a return to lockdowns, but one former biological warfare planner not far from Dulles Airport, where the newest variant had been detected is noting similarities to the original outbreak in China, and the general ignorance regarding viruses and infectious disease that has failed to evolve with evolutionary pressure.

“How many people are keeping count of how many Pirola cases we have right now that have made headline news? How many people can tell you the exact number of cases associated with the wet market, how many cases had been reported by December 31, 2019, or how many cases had been in Virginia with Doctor Ralph Northam closed down an entire state of over eight million people. If you don’t know how many cases, you can’t tell whether it is a disproportional response. And now, suddenly, with MSPB refusing to accept a certified mail package with a complaint, another complaint lost en route to DoD, like my letter by FedEx to the Vatican, and the White House having blown twice a deadline to respond to a civil complaint about a simple FOIA request they received in 2021, long before tasking the Intelligence Community, we are seeing a lot of panic stirring, screaming fire in a crowded opera house some folks can make a Torn Curtain escape. Ask Adrian Kronauer, you aren’t going to be successful in Southeast Asia if intelligence is looking for a Vietnamese dude named ‘Charlie’. And, you’d be surprised how many kids who couldn’t get into Harvard—Hell, VCU, in Arlington missed that on the pandemic test,” remarked Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.