Bone Orchard - Hair Helmet (A Mosh Square Dance) - 1989/2023

Ⓒ Corcoran 1989 Ⓟ Corcoran BMI 2023

Another early Bone Orchard composition that never saw the light of day then, but will be a track on the upcoming album, “Clinical Mayo”, due out late spring/summer 2023.

All instruments and vocals courtesy of M. Corcoran (the "last man standing").

Lyrics:

I've got more hair than my mother,
She mistakes me for my sister,
I use more hairspray than my girlfriend,
And no one ever calls me "Mister".

Well, I can keep the world outside
When I let my freak-flag fly.
I tease it spray it, I just can't help it.
I feel so cool in my hair helmet!

It goes with all my latest clothes.
Keeps things from flying up my nose.
My eyes, my thoughts remain unseen.
I put it on to cause a scene.

And I can keep the world outside
When I let my freak-flag fly.
I tease it spray it, I just can't help it.
I feel so cool in my hair helmet!

Well, I can keep the world outside
When I let my freak-flag fly.
I tease it spray it, I just can't help it.
I feel so cool in my hair helmet!

My boss says I'm such a mess
And I should buy myself a dress
And that my hair's gone to my head.
But I just shrug it off instead.

'Cause I can keep the world outside
When I let my freak-flag fly.
I tease it spray it, I just can't help it.
I feel so cool in my hair helmet!

Yeah, I can keep the world outside
When I let my freak-flag fly.
I tease it spray it, I just can't help it.
I feel so cool in my hair helmet!