Eat the Soy and Don't Ask Questions

Rolling Stone are you good fam? Whom hurt you? Imagine getting your journalism degree and going to work every day with your mysterious potion and your cloth protection diaper and writing articles about why people who are healthier and happier than you question the same liars that have been clapping society's cheeks for decades.

Why would somebody possibly question the chemically enhanced mystery potion that's laced into every unhealthy food imaginable? Write about music you clams casino or better yet maybe just stop writing altogether nobody reads your garbage other than sad soypersons and rule following NPCs, please refrain from speaking kthx bye.