most people alive today ain't alive, they're either nihilists or just plain cowards *we are a sponge

almost finished w/ my big ass salad
standup comedy feels more like a responsibility than anything else
taco bell is all about making bad decisions
that was a deer yawl, pfrancing as miles davis would say
focus on the beautiful deer instead of the shitty ass americans, amy
their habitat has been completely over taken so they are everywhere now
never sure what the camcorder captures until later on
kyler shot this video tonight @ holistic connection
i have many fat ass friends
you will lose weight if you are determined to stay disciplined
we make some bomb ass salads, man
the best and easiest way to lose weight is just to not eat at all
the simplest method, it shocks me that more people dunno realize
that's the man in my head chiming in
still sensitive but not so much so that it keeps me from doing shit
it is quite strange to me that i do this
tizzy is mildly correct
no way to get around these types of people unfortunately
they never complain about people that start a buncha drama over petty ass shit but they'll complain about people like me that never bother anyone but act weird, ass backwards world right there and it proves my point that comedy is dead if most go along with the world instead of fighting and resisting it
And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me. 2 Corinthians 12:9
so i did really well and then i did terrible (i felt that way about it anyway)
it's so hard for me to just get up n go with the keyboard
so i keep trying to do piano punk n i can't get comfortable enough w/ myself in a timely fashion
i'll never be a normal ass comic
i pissed off another bartender w/ my politics
stupid white liberals don't count
i am a reptile inside of a reptile...you already know
so many experiences over the yrs to toughen up but i am still affected by all this shit in some form or fashion
we are a sponge so naturally this shit will be intense
the rest of em (most, not all) just get drunk n high n don't give a fuck
everything IS a popularity contest just like fucking middle school
that microscopic fraction that understands what i talk about
that was the salad that just fell, CLASSIC ag driving job
let's not do the logical thing, let's keep on being a woman
yay those people are finally leaving
it still shocks me that i pursue comedy of all fucking things
fuck women. always n forever.
87% of women are cold hearted bitches, ag stats
as a woman other women make me look bad by proxy so...misogyny it is!
people think in stereotypes, way of the world yawl stop whining about it
ashamed of my former behavior at the very least
i can't stand those good2shoes mfs so...
just say the devil, amy
it's so difficult for me to bring up these things for whatever reason
you know i had to hoard that shit
i did those sets mainly at twin kegs 2 back when john hickok was hosting
people love it when you throw shit on the floor
i hate lazy ass comics BORING!
people ain't creative so there ain't no sculpting taking place
we're allowed to be arrogant when we work this hard, damnit
we do all these things even tho we hate all of it
it would be sumin if i could clean the damn house
i wish more people would ask me for my opinion
society just loves to be stupid it seems
it's such a sad thing to watch
i shoulda gone w/ my original idea for tonight to do a song on why i don't follow the rules
i shoulda taken a shower but i wasn't up to it
my discomfort sheds, i guess that's why people leave
whenever they realize that i wasn't lying to them they just might appreciate me after all (many people come up to me yrs later either apologizing or thanking me for sumin i don't even remember)
americans have been lied to about everything for so long it's no surprise that they dunno when they are being gas-lighted
trump is the best scapegoat that has ever been
i've heard the same thing from so many immigrants
if we don't have a good comparison then how could we possibly know
the columbian accent is so beautiful
you get confidence and a sense of purpose from working, it's just sad that so many people don't understand that
menial is the right word!
so easy to say that when you don't do that
they just think of service work as the lowest of the low
i am an offensive person that doesn't give a fuck about social norms
i internalize soooo many mean comments
just kill yourself, you're useless (what i wish to say to most)
we just sound like a dark empath haha
standup comedy as an idea: fantastic, standup comedy as an actuality: fucking terrible, DON'T DO IT
comedy chose me damnit, i'm just naturally funny in multiple ways
these posters were christened by the Lord, so God agrees w/ the msg
i think that earth is actually Hell, i really do
everything is rigged...so true!
my immediate thought after voting for trump...i think that was the last time