"Chaos and Chimeras: A Deadpool Delight"

[Deadpool is sitting in a movie theater, watching a romantic film. He turns to the person next to him, who looks annoyed.]

Deadpool: "You know, I've always wondered why superheroes never get a rom-com. I mean, can you imagine Iron Man and Captain America fighting over the last slice of pizza while also saving the world? That's cinematic gold, right there!"

[The person next to Deadpool rolls their eyes and scoots away.]

Deadpool: "Oh come on, don't be like that! I've got chimichangas in my bag if you change your mind. And who needs a love triangle when you can have a love square with explosions?"

[As the romantic tension in the movie reaches its peak, Deadpool stands up and dramatically addresses the screen.]