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This goalkeeper is like a human octopus in gloves, with limbs that seem to stretch in all directions! Their diving skills are so impressive that marine biologists are considering offering them a contract. Opposing teams have started bringing compasses onto the field, hoping to navigate their shots around the goalkeeper's gravitational field. They have more saves than a forgetful computer, and their goal kicks could give NASA's rockets a run for their money. In fact, rumor has it that their gloves are actually made from a special alien material that repels soccer balls like magnets repel each other. So if you're on the opposing team, prepare for a game of intergalactic soccer, because this goalkeeper is truly out of this world!
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