Gain of Function: Target: Acquisition

Webb to Biden: “The Lights of Perish Are So Beautiful in SUMmer.”

[FOB FREEDOM, August 23, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

At this hour, according to CBS News, “A familiar pandemic-era safety measure is making a comeback as new COVID-19 variants surface and cases of the disease flare in some parts of the U.S.: Mask mandates.” And highlighting the genius of one HBCU, in the bottom 25% of colleges, with 327 students and 19 sports teams, they report”

“The number of COVID-19 cases has climbed for several weeks , with health authorities saying they're tracking the spread of three new variants . As a result, some businesses and other institutions are again requiring people to wear masks, which have proved an effective tool for slowing the spread of the virus.”

Meanwhile, while one Alexandria prosecutor is under scrutiny for engaging in contempt of a court order to convene a grand jury investigation into the “What Are the Odds?” infections of an evangelical Christian family, their pastor and his wife, and, as the White House faces a looming deadline for response to a simple FOIA request regarding the classification of standard metrics for a pandemic pathogen attributed to more fatalities than Hitler in the Holocaust in half the time, at least one former army top spy and former biological warfare planner is enjoying a litigation contest with officials at DIA and MSPB regarding a personnel transaction that draws the timeline for an alleged zoonotic evolution back to at least 2014, and not in China, but North Carolina. And, the pesky independent and litigation hobbyist weighs in on the current mask mandates and infection spikes.

“Like the feds just dusted off ABSCAM during Operation Big Rig, and kept it running for two decades in North Jersey for those who didn’t quite get the memo, the options for when you get caught red-handed are pretty limited, and most DARPA types love the ending of Alfred Hitchcock’s Torn Curtain: scream fire in a crowded opera house and use the confusion to you know? Escape. Obviously, our not quite Rhoads Scholars in Atlanta are in what may be described as a reasonable apprehension of grave bodily harm or death, the element of proof required for extortion, and to the extent that we have an early voting period upcoming, at least in off-year election Virginia, we could make a case for electoral fraud. I do not include the upcoming presidential election, because you will not hear any GOP candidates at the debate addressing this issue that has been attributed to the deaths of over 1.1 million Americans. You make restrooms and sports your priorities, and you are gonna get suckered every time. I still can’t believe, with all of these degrees in Arlington and government scientists, we only had two of their offspring get into my infectious college that accepts only 19%. And I follow the science of like begats like, you know?” laughed Major Mike Webb.

If anyone wanted to easily identify the mental defectives, they should be recognizable wearing masks way before Halloween, and perhaps they might prefer to be sent to relocation camps for quarantine. As the President had assured, on the first anniversary of the pandemic, after this dark period, we shall emerge a stronger nation.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.