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8 months ago

Hello. This is Mike Carruth.
I'm an Acronymeeologist
From the Future.
I've been sent back to the past
To determine
What exactly it is
That has created
A chasm
In time and space.

And yep,
It's all these
Dumb ass Acronyms.

Do you know that
We actually had to
Create a new
Profession?
A new Science?
To try to pinpoint
All these different
Dumb ass Acronyms
That some Morons
In the Past Created
That have eroded
The very Language
That Holds
The Universe Together.

And yep,
It's these
Dumb ass Acronyms
And all these
"Tech Geniuses"
Who wanna
Replace Words
with Dumb Ass Letters.
Yep.
Thinking it makes them
Sound Smarter.

But the Good News is,
I fixed the Glitch.
Ah, the Bad News
for y'ALL is,
Y'all being routed
Right on Outta Here
Through a Black Hole
That's been put in place
Specifically for y'ALL
Dumb MF's.

So yeah,
It's about that time y'ALL.
Y'all about to make that
Exit Stage Left.
And we'll be right here
in the future
Laughing at y'all
Dumb asses.
We don't need your
Dumb Ass Acronyms.
We don't need your
Dumb Ass Words.
We don't need your
Dumb Ass Devices
That y'all think
Y'all the first ones
To ever think of.
How's it feel to find out
that you stuck in the
Ancient Past Morons?
Yep,
But you ain't
Gonna make it
To the Future.
We don't want you.
The future don't want you.
The Future don't need you.
So enjoy your exit.
PEACE.