why do people talk in any kinda way

hiiiiiii vortex
the internet has proved how stupid everything is
imma miss charter sooooo much
he has what i call sistine chapel jokes
this is groundbreaking camera work
most comics don't seem to be in it for the craft that is standup
i have a knack for shitting on what others enjoy
funny in a generic way is not funny to ag
everybody is ______ to somebody
annoyingly humbling
sometimes i wish i could just lie to myself
"you chose to exit this world a long time ago"
satanic is what ignorant people call things that they don't understand
the medication itself is demonic but that doesn't mean that everyone on them is possessed by sumin
everything is a spectrum ain't it
just got outta church for a marriage blessing
that's such a gift right there having that many kids that don't hate you
at least orthodoxy in america since it's so rare
the last supper is the main course
the healthiest people i know have balance about them
we can't totally check out but we must maintain
just not killing yourself is the most important thing really