BIKINI CONTEST BLASPHEMY!

This is the CLIP OF THE WEEK. Behold my preposterous logic as I tie a bikini contest to making me a high value man to attract many women in order to find one so that I can breed multiple kids to fulfill God's will. This is satire, and yet I feel somewhat guilty about posting this clip, but I think it's also clever idiocy that I'm both conflicted and happy to show the world. I'll probably be reacting to my own video coming up tomorrow. Forgive me, Lord(not sarcastic). Hmm...