The world is burning and it’s not because of “climate change”

The entire world is currently burning and it’s not because of “climate change”
Well, isn't this just a delightful twist of fate? The entire world is having a little bonfire, and no, it's not the usual climate change culprit. Nope, this time it's a global marshmallow roast of a different flavor. Who needs polar ice when you can have a good old-fashioned non-climate-related blaze? Time to grab your sunscreen and marshmallows – the world's on fire for entirely different reasons!