Hurricane Hilary report by Fake Walter Cronkite

California has issued its first-ever tropical storm warning in anticipation of Hurricane Hilary's historic and "catastrophic" arrival. With officials preparing for dangerous weather and locals being told to switch from surfboards to rain boots, the storm's anticipated effect has led to hilarious preparations comparable to building an ark. Even Major League Baseball rescheduled games in response to Hilary's power. Californians are reminded that when it rains, it really pours as the storm draws closer.