"I asked my cat for a loan, but she said her credit was purr-fect."

ure, here are a few variations of the "loan" caption for your cat:

"I tried to borrow some cash from my cat, but she assured me her credit was already purr-fect."
"Wanted to finance a new toy, so I approached my cat for a loan. She smugly told me her credit was purr-fect."
"In need of some funds, I jokingly asked my cat for a loan. She nonchalantly responded with her signature purr-fect credit."
"Applied for a loan from my cat's vast treasures, but she playfully reminded me that her credit was always purr-fect."
"Bank of Fluffy denied my loan application. Apparently, my cat's credit is the only one that's truly purr-fect."
Feel free to pick the one that tickles your funny bone the most or modify them to suit your style!