Cyrax goes to Jail?

Lolcow TCG: https://invi.tt/L3AJ

Who or what is Cyrax: https://youtu.be/9Llcwq_j-jE

The well known Lolcow Cyrax is set to go to trial for simple assault on August 22nd. This is the story of how he got there from attacking a man with a bat to calling Music Biz Marty to threatening the trolls to arguing with the police. Check out the journey before we get to the end!