For the Glory of Inkopolis

Ah, Splatfests. The time of the month where squid and octo kids choose what type of chocolate they like, and fight to the death to show which one is best. Among many other decisions to make, that is. Pokemon type, ice cream flavor, etc.
This time, it's Rich Kids v Attention Seekers v Love Freaks. Which one am I?... Come on, I'm a YouTube streamer.