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Webb to NOVA Kids: “A God in Heaven Empirically Does Not Like You, Love Notwithstanding.”

[FOB FREEDOM, August 12, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

In 2018, before a pandemic during which progressives promoted the virtues of communal responsibility, a majority of Americans had at least said that if they had possessed a superpower, it would be the ability to heal. But along came a pandemic and even churches had declared themselves nonessential with little resistance, seeing the invisible, feeling the intangible, expecting the impossible and waiting for a miracle notwithstanding. And as one not a serious option, fringe independent continues to go door-to-door in the most educated community, boasting a rank of 14th for holders of graduate degrees, incredibly even with over 93% of residents holding at least a high school diploma, not even educators or the press are very much concerned at all that the seventh most educated state, by credentials, in ranked in the top six for learning losses in reading and math, perhaps because, as former Arlington Public School Board Chairman had said about high standards, “We’re doing it anyway.”

Perhaps a hashtag promoting the message that #ArlingtonReads and #APSisAwesome is enough, as both Alexandria and Arlington Public School superintendents, taking a cue from the Republican Governor, who already has his bachelors from Rice University and a Harvard Business School degree, positioning for a race for the Oval Office, are prioritizing personal pronouns, unisex participation in extracurricular athletics, which produce less than seven percent of students who will make it to the professional leagues, and that most important of all in necessities: restroom facilities. But one graduate of the most competitive college in the Commonwealth has only one message: it is your scores and your leadership.

“I believe that it was Plato, as I recall, who had provided the Allegory of the Cave. And, if say you had only attended a 90% selective college, and believed that you did okay with that, things will just work out for your kid, too. However, if you are using most of your income to have that luxury SUV and that McMansion, I believe one French visitor had said that he had never met in America with anyone so poor as not to cast a glance of hope and envy on the enjoyments of the rich, and whose imagination did not possess itself of those good things that fate still withheld from them. They figure they worked hard to get their success, and their kid can, too, but it is amazing how much easier it would be if, like myself, because of superior scores in math and reading, you could chill in junior and senior year with the peace of mind that your worst outcome would be attending Georgetown. I hear these stories about kids stressing over completing applications, and cramming for SATs, and I must confess that that life was not my experience, even growing up in an inner city ghetto. No wonder we need more psychologists at our high schools and personal NARCAN kits. These affluent folks have it so hard,” laughed Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

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