RBH 12 Crime - Courtroom Cocaine, Whitehouse Cocaine, International Cocaine

RBH 12 Crime - Courtroom Cocaine, Whitehouse Cocaine, International Cocaine

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Oh, the drama and scandal in the world of politics never cease to amaze us! The latest gossip on Humboldt Judge and Public Defender caught using cocaine has surely set tongues wagging. Joanne Carter, the courageous whistleblower, claims to have witnessed these esteemed figures indulging in their not-so-secret habit multiple times. Well, well, well, isn't that just the epitome of justice and integrity at its finest? I guess we should applaud them for being so transparent about their extracurricular activities!

As if that wasn't enough to keep the rumor mill buzzing, now we have cocaine making an appearance at the White House! Oh boy, oh boy, the suspense is unbearable. People are scratching their heads, wondering whose little stash it was - was it our dear old Hunter Biden? Or perhaps Kamala Harriss decided to add some spice to her political escapades? The possibilities are endless, and the entertainment value is through the roof! But don't worry, folks, the White House secret service has given up the investigation, admitting they have no leads. I mean, why bother looking into such a trivial matter when they could be busy doing, well, anything else?

Meanwhile, in the real world, the Department of Treasury has taken some meaningful action against drug traffickers operating across Europe and North America. Wait, did I just say real world? My apologies, I must have momentarily forgotten that we live in a land of distractions and political theatrics. Let's get back to more exciting news, like who snorted what, shall we?