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Redtag Retail Romance - Nolan's Writers Night 8-7-23
Redtag Retail Romance - Andy Gravina
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Red Tag Retail Romance
Well I went shopping just the other day
Meat market to some
But i saw it different way
Coupons in hand
Deal found with a glance
My clearance sale, red tag, retail, romance
And the sign said BOGO but I ended up with three
So I returned one with that money back guarantee
I rolled the dice and thought i’d take a chance
On a clearance sale, red tag, retail, romance
Blue Plate, rebate, don’t you hesitate
To seal the deal
If you find it’s real
Bottom shelf you’ll kneel
Cut rate, blind date
Don’t be a cheapskate
With your love
A bargain undreamed of
From shopping gods above
No return without receipt in hand
Break it you buy it, i hope you understand
The cost is high but they might just finance
This clearance sale, red tag, retail, romance
The cost is high but they might just finance
This clearance sale, red tag, retail, romance
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