-ALRIGHT children gather round we are about to learn things

-ALRIGHT children gather round we are about to learn things.

Biden Misplaces His Pills Again: The American President Discovers the Ninth Wonder of the World

While announcing a new national monument, the president accidentally stumbled upon what he considered to be the ninth wonder of the world and, in the process, learned about the eighth wonder as well. This would have been all well and good if there weren't only seven recognized wonders of the world. However, this didn't seem to deter Biden.

"The Grand Canyon now joins the ranks of the nine wonders of the world, globally! Just ponder that for a moment. It's truly incredible," marvelled Biden.

During the same speech, the US president made an even more astonishing statement:

"Much good will arise from the sacrifices we make in addressing the climate crisis."

Each day, Biden unveils new astonishing discoveries to the world. Life is anything but dull!

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