Working in the Office Leads to "Microaggressions"

Yooooooo nothing is safe anymore. The sads at the LA Times are suggesting that forcing workers to come back into the office has nothing to efficiency, effectiveness, team communication, comradery, team building and expediting workflow. It's because they want to subject you to more "microaggressions" and sideways looks while you're having a sassy convo at the water cooler.

This article is ripe with all the buzzwords and wreaks of soy, sadness and perpetual victimhood.

The only safe space is at home, alone, where you can't be victimized by your boss encouraging you to work.