TheDimNews LIVE: FBI Colluding with Russia

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ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ FOIST!

MudderFetcher 🫡

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Uh...hello?

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ OH! 9:30.

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ I'm an idiot.

jbsx no, you're just in the wrong timezone

TunedToKey Got here early to say LATE preemptively

JQuickDraw Supporter 5th

JQuickDraw Supporter I'm so proud

TunedToKey :r+cooldoge: :r+cooldoge: :r+cooldoge: :r+cooldoge:

MudderFetcher :r+cathappy: :r+cathappy: :r+cathappy: :r+cathappy: :r+cathappy:

AlexofAllTrades Moderator :r+bananadance:

TunedToKey 2 mins or we riot

jbsx :r+bananadance: :r+bananadance: :r+bananadance:

RonGreen1 :r+confusedtravolta: :r+confusedtravolta:

TunedToKey Howdy

MudderFetcher travel shits are always fun

jbsx psychosematic or just psycho

JQuickDraw Supporter But those tiny bugs have tiny faces with tiny eyes and mouths, and tiny little brains with tiny hopes and dreams.

TunedToKey I am terrified of getting bit by a tick and not being able to eat red meat because of it

jbsx how bout those hammer head worms that secrete puffer fish venom

MudderFetcher Alex have you considered a different planet to live on? lmao

RonGreen1 I bit a dog once. The dog died from anaphylactic shock.

JQuickDraw Supporter Allergen prick test, yes sir you are allergic to pricks, and douches, and SOBs. But not assholes, luckily.

Guyinroom83 i never heard of that tick thing. maybe there's a tick that gives you TDS

Guyinroom83 or a tick that causes 'ultra MAGA'

jbsx abby normal

TunedToKey lol
beerscb hiiiiiii
beerscb Good to see you both here!!!!

TunedToKey Sup Caleb
beerscb hiya tunedtokey
beerscb Everybody should click the like button!
beerscb There are 15 people watching but only six likes
beerscb These two definitely deserve a broader audience!

Guyinroom83 @beerscb no! never!!
beerscb HOW DARE YOU
beerscb I AM GRETA THUNBERG
beerscb EXCEPT I YELL AT YOU ABOUT LIKES
beerscb INSTEAD OF FOSSIL FUELS
beerscb Is Beverly sick?

Guyinroom83 can the world just end already. im just honestly bored of the crazy news. cant keep up

TunedToKey She is sick in da head

MudderFetcher 🦐 🦐 🦐
beerscb Poor Beverly. :-( get well soon.
beerscb Poor Beverly. That's sad. Food poisoning sucks. Get lots of rest <3
beerscb I mean, I take kratom for pain. I can't criticize.
beerscb You know, if you click the like button, it gives you good karma. Especially with two nice girls hosting.
beerscb You kept picking on me for being a horrible awkward turtle. You're just terrible. :-(

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly's gonna get swept up in a chicken egg sting.

MudderFetcher Beverly is the James O'Keefe of egg ordinances

TunedToKey I have already alerted the authorities

TunedToKey Like butter, you can leave eggs out on the counter and be fine

TunedToKey The FDA is dumb

RonGreen1 I will not eat green eggs and ham.

JQuickDraw Supporter The expiration dates on canned foods are just "best by" dates. Unless the can is dented or otherwise damaged, canned goods are forever.
beerscb MEOW

TunedToKey type ////////////// for Missy

TunedToKey ////////////////////

jbsx that's 8

Guyinroom83 ive honestly never heard of anyone except Verly watching bones, ever

Guyinroom83 ive only seen that lady in the show 'devil in ohio' and she was not good in it

Guyinroom83 lol. some of the sopranos was even like that, and it ages really poorly. talking about dvds and old game systems

TunedToKey Chat, what in tarnation are they talking about?

Guyinroom83 this is ... a bit problematic. 'big eyes', 'asian, bone structure, looks weird' wow.

RonGreen1 So native Americans don't look like Elizabeth Warren?

JQuickDraw Supporter They don't drink beer like her

JQuickDraw Supporter Tell the writers to learn to code.

Guyinroom83 BC and AC (before/after coof)

Guyinroom83 let me guess, the black one had other traits you didn't like also.

TunedToKey Big ass or big eyes?

Guyinroom83 ....for a black, is what you're saying. I get it.

Guyinroom83 I expected as much.

Guyinroom83 'shes so well spoken' you'll say next

MudderFetcher is Bones Boners a new show segment?

Guyinroom83 lol

MudderFetcher it's very conservative buttstuff

Guyinroom83 that would be weird if a couple was horny after just having a baby

TunedToKey What did Joe Biden call Barrack Hussein Obama

TunedToKey ?

TunedToKey Clean, articulate and something else that I cant remember

jbsx smells good?

Guyinroom83 oh right. he said something like 'the first articulate well spoken black man'

TunedToKey yeah, something like that

TunedToKey What a tone deaf loser

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Just got here. What did I miss?

TunedToKey about 20 mins of Bones talk

MudderFetcher wet worms and dry snakes

TunedToKey Now they are talking about vagines

jbsx omg...erl is gonna die from shrimp poisoning

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ ACK! I love "Bones".

Guyinroom83 lol. just looked it up ""I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,"

TunedToKey THere it is!
beerscb 1. Woman has sex with lots of dudes = loose
beerscb 2. woman has sex with one dude = tight
beerscb I don't understand this
beerscb Why many dicks = loose? not make sense

TunedToKey bc the myth is that it is stretched out

MudderFetcher comes for the Bones talk, stay for the vagina moistness

TunedToKey When childbirth would be an actual reason why it would loosen up

JQuickDraw Supporter I thought "loose" referred to the morals of the woman, not a physiological description.

TunedToKey Can be both

TunedToKey Almost synonymous when trying to be mean

TunedToKey Prolapsed uterus
beerscb Men should also do kegels

Guyinroom83 well, it seems like most women get a c section now anyway

TunedToKey Yep
beerscb Keeps your wang in wokring order

TunedToKey More for your prostate

TunedToKey Less your schwing schwang

Guyinroom83 how gross can alex get? stay tuned ladies and gentlemen

TunedToKey LOLOL

JQuickDraw Supporter What I fear is a prolapsed mouth.

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ So, do we need to use duct tape and flex-seal to keep women from falling apart?

MudderFetcher Happy Birthday Alex. Sorry about your insides exploding soon. lmao

JQuickDraw Supporter lol I don't think I've seen Beverly creeped out before.

TunedToKey LOL Mudder

TunedToKey Beverly has a been spooped

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ It sounds like you could talk a woman on a rollercoaster, and by the end they would just be a pile of organs beside you.

Guyinroom83 collapse my wall daddyyyy :moans:

jbsx well, that would make it easy to do a colonoscopy

TunedToKey God forbid she sneezes, CF

RonGreen1 Duct tape and WD-40 works on women, too.

MudderFetcher this episode is f-cking going places lol
beerscb Am I a slut for doing man-kegels?

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Windex and superglue.

MudderFetcher Alex is trying to excise the bad shrimp from Erly live on stream
ChicagoFaucet
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Girls, look up the history of Lysol.

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ VIBRATION

TunedToKey Rabbit hole

Guyinroom83 im not grossed out im empathizing!

TunedToKey Beverly is going to barf and not from the shrimp

MudderFetcher here comes the shrimp lads lol

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ "Tearing is caring!"
beerscb Is that what they call the husband-stitch?

JQuickDraw Supporter This convo has reminded me of the BME Pain Olympics. Look it up lol
beerscb CUT OFF BALLS

RonGreen1 Men should never be in the room when their wife is giving birth. We are public enemy number one at that moment.

Guyinroom83 there's a lot of things doctors do that are unnecessary. like my doctor puts me to sleep and then i wake up with my pants off and in pain and him winking at me and saying thanks

JQuickDraw Supporter Babies are nasty fluid machines.
beerscb So you could put your fingers into a woman's yabba-dabba-doo and feel her sneeze?

TunedToKey After a women gives birth, she usually pees a little after she sneezes

RonGreen1 Babies can make a goat look constipated.

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ ACK! Light mode.

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ HINT: The history of Lysol includes vaginas.

jbsx when does Dr. Ruth arrive to sit in with you guys
beerscb I wonder if that's a fetish
beerscb Like, "turn your head and cough"
beerscb Except it's like
beerscb "cough on me baby you gotta cough and squeeze my peen"

JQuickDraw Supporter Dr Ruth was a tiny little woman with a thick German accent and she would talk about how wonderful sex was.

Guyinroom83 if a guy had no eyes, is it a deal breaker?

Guyinroom83 lol

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ I hate when people wear sunglasses. I purposely don't wear them myself. I think wearing sunglasses is a douchey thing to do.

TunedToKey Do you have brown eyes, CF?

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Indeed, I do.

TunedToKey People with colored/non-brown eyes are more sensitive to sunlight

TunedToKey My brother, hazel green eyes haver, gets migraines if bright light hits his eyes in the wrong way

Guyinroom83 the neighborhood pedo that lives near my family wore sunglasses all the time. just saying.

jbsx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b_fmxbl_ow

TunedToKey LOLOL

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Fun Fact: One of cocaine's first uses was with explorers trying to reach the poles. The sun is so bright in those areas, they could either wear smoked glass - like what is in a welder's mask -...

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ ...Or rub cocaine into their eyes to desensitive them.

TunedToKey Correct, brown eyed havers are FULL OF SHIT
beerscb I desensitive myself by rubbing cocaine into the inside of my nose

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ They also used cocaine for eye surgery.
beerscb snort snort snort

JQuickDraw Supporter I would think twice if Beverly complimented me. "Hey you have nice eyes." "Uh, thank you?" *Backs away slowly*
beerscb Beverly is the sort of person who might have friends ready to throw a burlap sack over you and beat you with sticks and rods until you give them your wallet

TunedToKey Rods vs cones in eyes

Guyinroom83 lol

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Fun Fact: Pirates also wore gold earrings because they thought it improved that eye's vision, for using firearms.
beerscb Poor beverly

TunedToKey "I just need a little bit of cocaine" is what my old bandmate would say when he was too drunk
beerscb I'll be your friend
beerscb And beat people with sticks and rods under a stack
beerscb *sack

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Another pirate fun fact: It was actually common for the captain to have a bird on his shoulder. The trade of exotic animals was very lucrative for pirates, so it was common to have exotic animals.

Guyinroom83 where is callinguy when you need him

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ CALLING CALLINGUY

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ HEY CALLIGUY MAN!

MudderFetcher the peg legs were actually used for when they boarded a non-automatic ship

Guyinroom83 iron woke law of projection i think james lindsey says

JQuickDraw Supporter Maybe if we mention Trump and talk about the election, callingguy will appear, kinda like Candyman.

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ (That's an old reference to Culligan Man.)

Guyinroom83 INDICTED! HAHA SAY IT ISNT SO! sorry doing my best impression

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ That's it. I'm voting for Biden now.

MudderFetcher Mueller and Deriposka

JQuickDraw Supporter Robert Mueller

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Eminem - Maui - Lesbian - Lil Kay

RonGreen1 What happens to an FBI agent in prison?

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Why are those trending?

MudderFetcher Justin Cavill

jbsx cause M&M married his wife when she was 16

Guyinroom83 eminem being anti trump is funny to me

Guyinroom83 hilarious?

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Yeah, Eminem is an unfortunate victim of the Woke Mind Virus. But, his old video about what rhymes with "orange" is fascinating.

MudderFetcher they were begging Avenati to run for president live on air

jbsx he might get a klondyke bar

Guyinroom83 try it again, they're really good. i hadn't had one in years till recently

Guyinroom83 their ice cream sandwiches are good too

jbsx maybe, if i remember
beerscb Beverly is a horrifying cannibal
beerscb I know

MudderFetcher Beverly eats the eyes first
beerscb I have personally prepared human flesh for her
beerscb I am her personal cannibal chef of doom

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches FTW.

Guyinroom83 its a weird premise. you can buy klondike bars at any time. the question should be ' if there was only one left in the world, what would you do to get it'

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ But, the amount of shrinkage your normal ice cream sandwich has suffered from is a crime against humanity.

MudderFetcher human loaf it is then

jbsx i've got 60, so maybe

Guyinroom83 hotdogs kinda suck

Guyinroom83 beverly, what RACE do you think would be the tastiest? Go!

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Yep. They used to be like the size of a chalkboard eraser. They are now barely the size of a cigarette pack.

Guyinroom83 :clipping this answer now:

Guyinroom83 i guess you'd just go with whatever food you like the best. italians?

MudderFetcher lmfao

JQuickDraw Supporter You could try a Chinese person. But they're so small, you'd just be hungry an hour later.

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ @JQ, I get that.

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Probably no one else does.

Guyinroom83 alex, that's because you're in the southwest. When I visited arizona, the mexican food was amazing. anywhere else, it's not been nearly as good

jbsx no, i think we all got it

Guyinroom83 mexican was also really good in florida when I went. honestly, its just not as good up here i think

MudderFetcher Texas has great Mexican food and the also delicious bastardized Tex-Mex

RonGreen1 I heard Eskimo's taste like a Klondike bar.

JQuickDraw Supporter It's topics like this that make this stream Rumble only lol

JQuickDraw Supporter I prefer Cuban to Mexican food.

MudderFetcher refried beans and porn shops mix so well

Guyinroom83 I used to prefer flour too. kinda changing my mind now

Guyinroom83 taco bell is not real food, let alone mexican
beerscb Peace <3

Guyinroom83 lol

Guyinroom83 is there 'canadian food'

Guyinroom83 besides the stupid gravy fries

jbsx poutine

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Poutine is just Canadian nachos.

jbsx no, gravy fries

RonGreen1 Mexico City style means no parking.

MudderFetcher elote

RonGreen1 Did somebody say cheeseburger?

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Why do they call it a "hamburger" if there is no ham in it?

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Oh, you sit down, cross one leg over the other, and then twist really hard until it pops.

Guyinroom83 That just means you're gay, Erl

TunedToKey What are you trying to do Beverly?

MudderFetcher are these hula hoop injuries?

TunedToKey Sumo stretches

TunedToKey But not on stream

TunedToKey You might flash your bergina

JQuickDraw Supporter No, it's from chasing people with burlap sacks over their heads.

Guyinroom83 sounds like you're too stretched out and loose

Guyinroom83 next you're gonna start taking in Deer as pets

jbsx well that sounded really exciting

Guyinroom83 lol

Guyinroom83 did he say this again? I thought he said this awhile back

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ WUT

TunedToKey Idiot savant

JQuickDraw Supporter Hahahahaha

JQuickDraw Supporter Honestly, this guy needs an intervention at this point. He needs a forced vacation.

TunedToKey *racks slide* Come and make me

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ "And, if my aunt had balls, she would be my uncle."

RonGreen1 I have 357 reasons not to agree with forced vaccinations.

TunedToKey One of my fav rounds

MudderFetcher on their "vaccine" induced deathbeds still blaming Purebloods

Guyinroom83 I did use to like him, kinda a lot too. I actually can't believe how he is now

jbsx sleds have 4 runners

JQuickDraw Supporter The 4 Horsemen played a not insignificant role in the craziness we are living through now in the culture.

MudderFetcher Atheists should have like a book and get together and sing songs...wait

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ A "vaccine" that doesn't prevent you from contracting or transmitting the disease. Sheesh.

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ I can't believe Sam isn't being cancelled for suggesting that the Covid shot might not be fully safe and effective.

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ The Bonhoffer Theory of Stupidity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww47bR86wSc

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ That link is safe, btw.

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ And very entertaining.

Guyinroom83 honestly, Sam Harris had a great podcast episode when the george floyd stuff was happening, criticizing the over reaction

Guyinroom83 I just don't understand his inability to ever consider that he could be wrong

Guyinroom83 farmers are nazis.

MudderFetcher I'll trade chicken milk for goat eggs

JQuickDraw Supporter That was during Carter's gangsta rap phase. He was going through some shit.

Guyinroom83 hence Lizzo fat shaming her own dancers

JQuickDraw Supporter "Bitch, eat the banana." - Lizzo 2023

Guyinroom83 but I had a theory that Lizzo did that because she wants to be the fattest of all of them

Guyinroom83 @JQuick lol

Guyinroom83 put your mouth on that banana inside that vagina bitch

Guyinroom83 lol. that's a breaking bad meme, not far cry

RonGreen1 During the great depression, being fat was a sign of wealth.

JQuickDraw Supporter both

Guyinroom83 'you think you gonna be as big as me? Put down that food, I gotta be the fattest bitch on stage"

MudderFetcher there ARE chubby chasers...which is kinda easy since they aren't a very fast prey

Guyinroom83 I actually think she might be keeping herself fat bc it's now her image

Guyinroom83 Her full name is Lizzo Obama

JQuickDraw Supporter Talking about chubby chasers is kinda like discussing FBI crime stats. Just sayin

Guyinroom83 i agree, but I actually do wonder if she wants her dancers not as big as she is

MudderFetcher those bananas had to be deep fried and we all know it

Guyinroom83 standing out no matter what, being the biggest

RonGreen1 Would Lizzo win a race with a duck?

MudderFetcher depends on how hungry she is

Guyinroom83 she'd eat the duck in that case

RonGreen1 The waddle factor would be quality entertainment.

Guyinroom83 Lizzo wants to recreate the ozzy bat biting thing, but just bc she's hungry

MudderFetcher Beeropoly

MudderFetcher the IPAs I like best have a solid malt to them

RonGreen1 Cheap beer is for guys that like to hangout and work on cars.

MudderFetcher is Cluster B that rapper that just died?

MudderFetcher "Stubbornness actually just means Strong Willed." *Alex says Strong-Willedly*

Guyinroom83 every younger guy (probably 20s) that I see at my work office seems like they have low t, or are feminized somehow. it's really weird. not gay, just like, beta in a weird way

Guyinroom83 im sure it would be acceptable to have an article saying 'women in their 20s, shutup"

MudderFetcher if I wake-up one day and shit and fart jokes aren't funny then I'll be massively depressed

Guyinroom83 may

Guyinroom83 ...be youre just an ageist, alex

MudderFetcher they are called child creatives these days

Guyinroom83 i wanna live the single life... at 88

RonGreen1 I don't support free speech. $5 for five minutes is my going rate.

Guyinroom83 Erly is such a creative

RonGreen1 Paid to me to hear someone speak.

Guyinroom83 i think its different. they look dead in the eyes. but this is nyc and they all seem leftist, the ones im talking about

RonGreen1 Liberal women can't cook.

JQuickDraw Supporter The movement is called Passport Bros

Guyinroom83 yep. white liberal women I purposely avoid. really just liberal/leftist though, white or not

RonGreen1 A cooking school is the best place to find a good woman.

Guyinroom83 why aren't they mad at the young women dating older? oh right, young women can't think for themselves

Guyinroom83 women shouldn't have to 'love' men'. men should do all the loving only.

Guyinroom83 its sexist to think women should love you back

RonGreen1 If a new vacuum cleaner didn't make your wife happy, then you married the wrong girl.

JQuickDraw Supporter It would only be morally reprehensible if the women in their 20s were children. It's an example of feminism infantilizing women.

Guyinroom83 @JQuick yep.

Guyinroom83 women can't like, do things. but also, women can do everything.

Guyinroom83 on a maybe related note, the woman I married in fable 2 was a total superficial bitch

JQuickDraw Supporter Wait, so my mother must have eaten cigarettes and whiskey when I was in utero. Hmmm

JQuickDraw Supporter That argument doesn't jive for leftists. We're a melting pot, so it SHOULD be a good thing bringing a new minority into the country.

RonGreen1 An opera singer from Alabama?

JQuickDraw Supporter That sounds like a Disney movie. Well, a Disney movie from decades ago.

MudderFetcher that's only if she crosses the border illegally

RonGreen1 I'm not working and have to use my savings. Oh no.🤣

MudderFetcher now's the time for the indies to bury them

JQuickDraw Supporter The writers are clueless, truly. How do they not understand that the Covid lockdowns basically ended their hegemony on people's attention. Most people discovered they don't need Hollywood.

RonGreen1 Holly who?

MudderFetcher the author is writing a new Witcher

MudderFetcher I watched all of season 3 and really don't remember much...just boring

MudderFetcher "Why'd they leave her face deformed?" lmao

MudderFetcher making a new BG3 character named Bardverly now

JQuickDraw Supporter He reminds me of an albino PEZ dispenser.

MudderFetcher his monkey pox sore finally healed a bit

JQuickDraw Supporter We need a show with Rapaport, Olbermann, King, and Meathead. I would watch the fuck outta that shit.

MudderFetcher 50+ year old white dude who thinks he's black has mental illness issues? lol

JQuickDraw Supporter No no no, he's perfectly fine. I do NOT want him to get well.

MudderFetcher they are all self-hating anger addicts...they hate themselves more than anyone else

MudderFetcher Michael has appropriated some culture over the years lol

JQuickDraw Supporter At this point, I am hoping beyond hope that Trump somehow, some way, gets back into the Oval Office. The unadulterated, crazy juice injected rage that will be on display . . . *chef's kiss*

WhiskeyHornAlta Government.org LISTS 45.000 SEALED indictments, Low IQ's have no idea what is about to happen to America Liberals especially!

JQuickDraw Supporter @WhiskeyHornAlta Are you a time traveler from 2017?

WhiskeyHornAlta lol

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Hello Rumblers

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ It is a testament to those who endured and even with a dire situation overcame

MudderFetcher good thing that BLM money went to black communities instead of being disappeared by the people at the top

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ It is not a justification of slavery. It is an acknowledgment to those who suffered

WhiskeyHornAlta The problem with BLM is they think they are oppressed in The FREE'st COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!

WhiskeyHornAlta I'm still hear Listening

MudderFetcher they didn't have boats waiting to take them home?

WhiskeyHornAlta Thomas Sowell is someone you should listen too about SLAVERY :r+thinking:

MudderFetcher it's just mild slavery

JQuickDraw Supporter It's slavery-ish

WhiskeyHornAlta There is no MILD slavery in china Its BRUTAL
oDUSKo More slaves than ever, so they say...

WhiskeyHornAlta TRUE

WhiskeyHornAlta We are Slaves to the FEDERAL RESERVE

MudderFetcher a lot of Texans want to divorce ALL of y'all lol

JQuickDraw Supporter TX has its own grid, so it's ahead of most states.

WhiskeyHornAlta Rage Against the Machine are Communists

WhiskeyHornAlta lol

JQuickDraw Supporter The founders didn't reject the idea of national divorce, they embraced it and won.

WhiskeyHornAlta Republic

WhiskeyHornAlta Quebec wanted to separate from the rest of Canada in the 70's and Alberta wants to separate from Canad Today

WhiskeyHornAlta Freedom

JQuickDraw Supporter The founders rebelled over so much less than what we put up with today. Like, a LOT less.

WhiskeyHornAlta So TRUE

MudderFetcher I feel so sorry for Taylor's cats

JQuickDraw Supporter Taylor's cats - is that a euphemism?

MudderFetcher :r+catjam: :r+catjam: :r+catjam:

WhiskeyHornAlta Fear is the oldest tool in the book

JQuickDraw Supporter Polichuk? (sp)

WhiskeyHornAlta lol

MudderFetcher he should have asked his wife's boyfriend for advice before throwing 17 years away

JQuickDraw Supporter This looks like it might be a parody account.

JQuickDraw Supporter The death penalty might be worthwhile if the government wasn't so bad at administration of its duties.

MudderFetcher Gary Plauché is the father

JQuickDraw Supporter You also own your body and life.

MudderFetcher till it clicks or the twitching stops

JQuickDraw Supporter Or you escape the guy breaking into your home and get raped and killed by someone else on the street.

JQuickDraw Supporter Rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

JQuickDraw Supporter No, Alex, men and women are physically equal. They are just socialized differently as children. THAT'S why men are stronger.

JQuickDraw Supporter oh god almighty, whenever I think the left are the worst, the right reminds me why I hate them so much.

MudderFetcher L top reply lol

MudderFetcher if we couldn't laugh, we'd cry

JQuickDraw Supporter oh yeah, I owe Joe a gift basket. He made me laugh out loud on that one.

MudderFetcher let's hope those shrimp stay locked up lol

JQuickDraw Supporter This was the Vagina Dialogues

MudderFetcher learned a lot...I'm buying my wife some duct tape in case she starts falling apart

JQuickDraw Supporter I can't wait to tell my friends and family what I learned about vaginas on today's stream.

MudderFetcher Beverly has homework now lol

JQuickDraw Supporter Ladies, keep your bonus hole from prolapsing by having your non-woman partner give you daily orgasms.

MudderFetcher those would be the best Zoom classes

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ What is the record for snorts?

JQuickDraw Supporter Carter: "Hey, what did you talk about on your latest stream?" Beverly: "Umm...."

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ goodness

MudderFetcher the cat had to see if she was ok lmao

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ over/under is 10 on snorts and orgasms

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ She is having a snortgasm
pbeavr
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$5
High five for snortgasms

MudderFetcher y'all think it's funny but Alex just orgasmed and shit herself at the same time

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Orgasnort is good too

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Sounds like a wild animal

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Here we see a Orgasnort in its natural environment

JQuickDraw Supporter One snort two snort, red snort blue snort

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Bye

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Always worth every second

JQuickDraw Supporter Okay, that has to be an official holiday for CuntGoblins - Orgasnort.

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