Nancy Dance

As classic as the wrap-up-shmear”
The seven stages of Deep Star defense.
1) shock and disbelief
2) Denial
3) Doesn’t everyone why aren’t you this fortunate? don’t be petty
4) indigence at your suggestion
5) you’re just being predigest/Racist/homophobic/misogynistic/insert current slur. . .
6) Vehemence with visible distain
7) Indignant subject change