AMRAAM Records Presents: The EAGLE DRIVERS Greatest Hits Album!

10 months ago
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NOW you can FINALLY enjoy all of your favorite hits from the Caucasus Region in ONE place! I bring, to you, the DEFINITIVE album that every Soviet fighter pilot NEVER wanted you to hear. Including classics like: "Guns, Guns, Guns", "Million Dollar Lawn-Dart", "Wrong House, Buddy" and MORE! Call toll-free and reserve your copy of this Limited Edition album today for the LOW price of $19.95! You'll be the envy of your friends while saying cool stuff like "Fox Three" and "Then it's a dogfight" by the time you finish this record, GUARANTEED!

Seriously, though, I've always loved aviation and I couldn't be a pilot due to my color blindness. Well, I can still play one on PC. So there. Enjoy?

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