funny dogs make your day

Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!

Why did the dog go to the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!

Did you hear about the dog who loved to tell jokes? He had everyone in stitches!

Why did the dog bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

How did the dog describe the tree? "Bark, bark!"

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador!

Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? They're trying to make a "ruff" impression!

What do you call a dog that can play the piano? Beethoven's best friend!