been skinny shamed my whole life (but no cellulite) *ag standup@ holistic connection

yes that's ronnit
this is true i cleaned the piss off the toilet seat, i know i know humble bragging
i am indeed a helper, i mean why the fuck not
*you see that bruise right there? that's from my car accident when i totaled fiona (red chevy aveo, RIP) over a yr ago
yes staying skinny means no cellulite (thank the restaurant industry for that)
anyone cool enough to smoke cigs?
2 packs a day for 10 yrs, best time of my life
i am not joking at all
losers vape, it's so gay
i named my cow friend marlboro
you give into all yer impulses don't chu
anyone want some rotel?
just don't beat women, ag's women's rights
that should be enough damnit
you need to listen to me more and then you'd get it
also, hummus n cucumbers
i'm allowed to fat shame which is why i won't
just don't eat that's it
famine will be good for america
anyone want some grapefruit...kris does
get it while you can before they all kill us all anyway
unrefrigerated for several hrs but it was okay
showcase my healthy lifestyle
when you take care of yourself you don't need psych meds
i love how he looks like he's drunk eating grapefruit hahaha
that's a good out b/c we say so many things such as this when what we really mean...
only the wise ones know the truth...