The First Difficulty - The Light of the Universal

Welcome to an absolutely terrible and pointless series where the goal is to achieve awesomeness. We shall journey through Roblox and try to achieve as many obbies as possible so that we can brag about how amazing we are in Adopt Me. We shall journey from the pathetically easy and eventually give up as soon as there is a slight difficulty, because we can't handle any sort of actual challenge.

This is The Light of the Universal, allegedly the easiest tower ever made as it is The First Difficulty. It is therefore the first thing we must do, even though by definition of The First Difficulty we did this an infinite number of times before we were even born. Every bacon hair you see in Roblox has beaten this tower. Your grandmother has beaten this tower. I think even a can of tuna has beaten this tower. Needless to say, our standards are quite high for this series and this video will go down as one of the most useful guides for beating towers.

The irony here is that The Light of the Universal is probably Instant Win or something. You had to press the play button to touch this tower, which is wrong for the difficulty. This is an important lesson: the chart lies and everything we base this series on is therefore entirely unreliable. Amazing, one tower in and you should be jaded about everything.

Ah well, when it is 2080 and Roblox has been replaced with Roobux where you connect up via floating devices in the sky, this video will serve as a great piece of history. Totally better than any of those JTOH channels or something.