the worst part really is coming up here *ag standup @ holistic connection

awww i am so fuckin cute
the walk of shame...every time
you have failed, you are a comedian
i accepted that reality when i was 6yrs old
it ain't supposed to be funny, it's just acceptance
POINTERS: if you ever wanna make people leave...
masturbating all thru public school NOT A JOKE
truth telling up here
weird to be a female for this reason alone
why is this so shocking to everyone i will never understand it
why is that funny
i am the product of what i can only assume was promiscuous sex
daddy didn't pull out in time, screams my existence
i am God's joke on this fucking world
i am very cool w/ the devil...
hummus is sooooo good right now
i have the complete opposite experience hahaha
i am a dopamine machine *aforementioned
i do not need the internet and the internet does not need me i don't care how many people so otherwise
i just made this poster...it's way cooler in Heaven
good that they get it
ASMR channel where i just read the Psalms
but amy that's the Old Testament
fun fact of the day: that stone was Jesus the whole time
always n forever praising God
i'm always late for everything and my time just ran out (there's this new addition that they installed probably to make people shut up faster)
i do whatever the fuck i want so fuck time
time isn't real mfs
happy bday on a gravestone?