"Life is like a box of chocolates."🤣🤣🤣

1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

2. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

3. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

4. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

5. Parallel lines have so much in common. Too bad they'll never meet.