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What Did Dershwan Do Wrong at His Job Interview?

[FOB FREEDOM, July 31, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

At least one pesky independent may not be making music videos, but certainly is displaying some artistic flair in addressing complex social issues, and, in his latest production, one former student of broadcast production at the most selective private college in the Commonwealth of Virginia addresses the topic of education, once again, and preparation for being productive in the “real world”.

“We take a fictional college graduate who had suffered through a learning loss in pandemic, one in which Virginia finds itself ranked in the Top Ten, even if you would not notice from any of the political commentary, and ask the pivotal questions as to what this college graduate had done wrong to prepare for what was evidently a bad meeting. These vignettes are drawn from real life, and let us just say that the names have been changed to protect the innocent,” stated Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

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