Breaking news: Finland invaded (by weird old man)

11 months ago
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A hair-sniffing senile psychopath invaded Finland, putting children and women in danger. The crazy old man apparently also broke into a meeting of Nordic leaders and confused Iceland with Ireland. "God save the Queen", he concluded. Finnish authorities swiftly deported him and now he's back in the U.S., ranting that he is the "fairly elected U.S. president".

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