(Drinking in a) Winter Wonderland. The Lost Take.

I almost forgot I did this! Some minor variations in the two versions.
Bumbumbum ... teehee.
Off-colour, yes. My apologies if it offends. I do hope it makes you giggle!
The seed for this was planted in my high-school days... we in my catholic high-school Jazz choir liked to mess with our repertoire. For some reason, we only played with the last verse of this one. There were a number of versions. I put much effort into crafting my own... years later, while on percocets, recovering from a back injury, I amused myself perverting it in full.
Thanks for watching. :D