No, Joe —You Didn't! Bumbling Biden Claims He Cured Cancer, White House Edits Transcript [Watch]

OL' JOE: “If you could do anything at all, Joe, what would you do? I said, ‘I’d cure cancer.’ And they looked at me like, ‘Why cancer?’ Because no one thinks we can. That’s why. And we can. We’ve ended cancer as we know it.”