BREAKING: Man found dead on Obama estate identified as Obama’s personal chef

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NEXT The 43-year-old man who drowned while paddleboarding off the Edgardtown coast of Martha's Vineyard on Sunday has been identified as the personal chef to Barack and Michelle Obama.

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