LOLCow Landfill 3: Vrooming & Grooming in The Catfish Era

As I sit here (Or as Cyraxx would say, I'm sitting there) putting the finishing touches on this, the latest installment of the LOLCow Landfill, I wonder if another edition will be enough to do this saga justice. Not because Cyraxx deserves the best I can produce, but because you do. That stated, depending on how things look when I get into the next one, there may be a 4(A), 4(B), 4(c) etc. so that the whole thing doesn't seem too chopped or incomplete. 12 hours is a long time, but we know that in the cyraxxverse, it's a drop in the bucket. 12 hours of content can sometimes be made in a 6 hour time period when multiple people are actively trolling him at the same time. 12 hours is the limit YouTube puts on the length of a single video currently, but that limit isn't the issue, but rather the subject & several of his main adversaries being perpetually online. It's just an overload and it's probably why people are tempted to just dump his content as more of an archive than transformative content. Unfortunately, this is what gets our channels struck down due to the terrible things that oozes from his maw. The day of this writing is 7/20/2023, which is mere days before Cyraxx's upcoming pretrial court date (July 24) and perhaps the untimely, yet deservedly, abrupt end to the cyraxx online story. Some believe he'll go to jail, some believe that he'll get probation & Cyraxx believes that he's going to shock the system & win the court case (and put this case to bed, as he says) all during the pretrial. Your humble narrator of this video believes in something a bit different. I believe he will be placed under mental observation for a few days. After that, I honestly believe that Sally will be relieved of her parenting duties and her position of Head Enabler will be deemed redundant. I believe it will be due to her inability to control this delusional monster that she should have left for the State of Alaska to deal with. Considering the success story that is his full biological brother, he may have been better off.

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