Democratic countries don't... Hmmmm

Tales from the Russian internet... translated by DeepL
"Biden, Putin and Xi argued about who is in charge in the world?
The United States, Russia or China?
Unable to settle the argument, they turned to the Indian Prime Minister.
"Narendra Modi" and asked him who's in charge of the world?
Modi replied: * Here is what I know:
1. The CEO of Google is an Indian.
2. The CEO of Microsoft is a Hindu
3. Adobe's CEO is a Hindu.
4. Net App's CEO is a Hindu.
5. MasterCard's CEO is an Indian
6. CEO of DBS - Hindu
7 CEO of Novartis - Hindu
8. CEO of Diageo - Hindu
9. CEO of SanDisk - Hindu.
10. Harman's CEO is a Hindu
11. Micron's CEO is an Indian.
12. The CEO of Palo Alto Networks is an Indian.
13. The CEO of Reckitt Benckiser is an Indian.
14. The CEO of IBM is an Indian
15. The chancellor of Great Britain is a Hindu.
16. The Home Secretary of the UK is a Hindu
17. The Prime Minister of Ireland is a Hindu
18. The American vice president is a Hindu
So who rules the world?
They keep saying Jews, Jews.... (с)"