Funny animals

Sure, here are a few funny animal jokes for you:

Why did the crab never share?

Because he was a little shellfish!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why don't elephants use computers?

Because they are afraid of the mouse!

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud!

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To talk to the other side!