Mr. Closet Zoophile (Baldur's Gate Real Men of Genius)

Baldur's Gate salutes you... Mister Closet Zoophile. At a time when food prices are rising due to the war in the Ukraine, you spent sixty dollars to buy a game about being a bottom to the Russian bear.

You're a modern day Doctor Doolittle who wants to walk with the animals... without being friend-zoned.

Are you going to a petting zoo anytime soon? No! Those animals are too small. So sit down to a round of Baldur's Gate and indulge all your unnatural fantasies. For having the courage to tell your Steam friends EXACTLY what you are into, Baldur's Gate salutes you... Mister bear-sniffing pervert.

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