Snow White and the [sound of crickets].

Well, the once magnificent Walt Disney company has done it again: turned an animated classic (actually, THE animated classic) into a live-action monstrosity with seven individuals who do not appear to be dwarves and a Latina actress playing Snow White, who was described as having 'Lips as red as roses... hair as black as ebon...AND TWO OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD.'

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