Bibby Stockholm barge en route to Portland Harbour, beside the Isle of Portland, Dorset, England.

Bibby Stockholm barge en route to Portland Harbour, beside the Isle of Portland, Dorset, England.

It will house over 500 invaders, who will have their own GP available from 9-5, a dentist, and their own buses to and from the mainland.

They'll be free to roam yet "encouraged" to come back by 11pm.

What an absolute joke.