This Isn't How We Do Things Here on Planet Earth The Babylon Bee Mocks Zelensky's Attempt to Control

In this biting piece from the Babylon Bee, lambasting Ukraine's President Zelensky for overstepping his bounds and trying to order around the U.S. military. The exaggerated tirade mocks Zelensky for having the audacity to activate American reservists and chastises spineless Pentagon bureaucrats for catering to his whims. With tongue firmly in cheek, the author warns Zelensky against getting too big for his britches and dragging America into World War III, insisting he has no right to play with U.S. troops as if they were his personal army men. The parody concludes by reminding readers the U.S. already has its own "worthless dumbass president" in Biden.
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