Dumpster Fire 119 - Elon Can't Ignore Us Forever

Will robots be holding our hands when we die? Who wants to try the new Ben & Jerry's flavors? Who wants McNuggets for their wedding meal? Will normies ever start using the word "phetasy" in conversation?

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0:00 - Introduction
1:33 - My Nemesis Is At It Again
7:53 - Siri, Please Take My Life
11:48 - Chickens Come Home To Roost
15:29 - Sprained My Eyes
16:48 - Weather
17:39 - Neon Hippie
18:55 - Patriarchy So Crafty
20:42 - Eunuch Maker
23:55 - Dumpster Diving
28:08 - Breaking Bridget
32:45 - Phetasy News
35:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

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