Why Chairs Belong On The Floor

Chairs were made for the floor. They have four legs and a nice flat edge for you to sit on. Sometimes a bonehead comes along with a very stupid idea that is prone to failure. This particular bonehead decided that gravity, you know the force everyone is always talking about, isn't really much of a factor here on earth. So, since gravity doesn't exist, he thinks that if he nails a chair into a wall with four weak nails, he will be able to sit on that suspended chair. He fails.