I bought my duck a PlayStation 5 🎮🦆

Wrinkle the Duck
Wants to play the Goose Game
But we have such tough luck
Because it doesn’t have a name

We needed a console
To be able to play
So we waited on hold
For most of the day

Finally we’re out
To buy a PlayStation
And nothing really rhymes
Except maybe weigh-station

Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
🎮🦢🙃❤️
seDUCKtive
@wrinkletheduck

Special thanks to:
GameStop
GameStop Customer Support
Best Buy
PlayStation
Untitled Goose Game
& House House