i am the smartest woman ever due to that dude upstairs *ag standup @ tk2

making her way to the stage...so true!
late per usual
ronnit forced me to come here
jews always get what they want
she's broke tho so not meeting the stereotype
pressing personal problem...i hate sex
every time i have ever had sex i wanna kill myself
finally recycling a joke
the man in my head fucks me way better
tv inside my head...no need for real tv
conspiracy universalist they didn't get it
what if it's the ammonia from cat pee that kills me
yamakakaka on my head
ronnit talks to all her people in this exact (israeli) way
christian commie...read acts
such a good one there
talk about drugs...ag is the drug
good trip / bad trip
i often tell the devil to SCRAM!
i do it probably every 20min actually
seeing people with a smartphone...that's a constant
why would you want a phone to be smart
FACT: internet brain is swiss cheese *ALL hole NO cheese (finally did that "joke" and nobody got it cos they, on some level, know that it applies to them, my narcissism convinced me anyway)
imma leave on the gloom n doom
i am always incredibly grateful for this
it is an experience isn't it
finally cj...remember her massive ass?