RICH GIRL BUYS HOMELESS MAN

I am a wealthy woman who wants to teach my parents a lesson for wanting me to marry someone rich. I asked a random homeless man to spend the night with me for $1,000, but he refused. Then, I offered him $3,000. I took him to a beauty salon to get him all cleaned up so he could be introduced to my parents. Now, I feel like he is the one I've always needed…