TheDimNews LIVE: France Riots | Big Brother's Small Borough Chicken Ordinance

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LIVE CHAT:

MudderFetcher :r+usa:

TunedToKey Currently taking bets in over/under of them being on time

TunedToKey Always take the over

MudderFetcher did Uncle Sam leave anyone else a bag of white powder on the 4th?

TunedToKey Howdy

RonGreen1 France wins the Darwin award.

TunedToKey Make the catth kith and make up - Mike Tyson voice

MudderFetcher Alex now has enough screendoors installed to start using "y'all" in everyday conversation

TunedToKey Have you tried goosing Plop?

MudderFetcher do NOT tickle random geese...you will end up in jail

Guyinroom83 happy stolen land day. nice domestic extremist shirt 'Bev'

TunedToKey I just noticed

Guyinroom83 goose-ing?

TunedToKey Looks like we got a right-wing terrorist here

TunedToKey Goose-ing is when you pinch your girlfriends butt when she isnt paying attention

TunedToKey Only second to the credit card swipe

Guyinroom83 oh. so sexual assault? not ok.

TunedToKey Girlfriends love it

TunedToKey Homemade sauce is easy

TunedToKey Can you eat peppers, Alex?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ is this live?

TunedToKey Yes

TunedToKey Sup, Winky
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ ok, am going to bed then

Guyinroom83 @winky no

MudderFetcher night Winky
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ hey ttk dude, my son lol

Guyinroom83 it's precorded, but also live

Guyinroom83 even me saying this

TunedToKey LOLOLOL

TunedToKey The simps were wildin
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Unsure I could call Alex, baby girl
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Unsure I could call anyone baby girl

TunedToKey How many people raided in with him?

Guyinroom83 do you have to give the money back since you were fake live?

TunedToKey haha
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Last time I gave a girl a hundred bucks she ran away

TunedToKey Nice, Alex

Guyinroom83 hmm.. may have to start uploading 'live' videos here
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ alex added 5, so baby doll alex doubled her views that day?

MudderFetcher is it now /c/BabyGirl ?

Guyinroom83 france's george floyd
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ alex is forever baby doll now

TunedToKey Yes, 17 year old know by the police as a bad guy was shot when he tried to run over the officer

TunedToKey known*

Guyinroom83 was the yellow vest thing in france?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I usually side with the police

RonGreen1 French cuisine is now called barbecue.

MudderFetcher traffic stop, kid tried to get away with cop basically on the car, 17 year-old gets shot

TunedToKey You can have firearms in France, but it is highly regulated to special circumstances

TunedToKey Yes, GuyInRoom

TunedToKey Operation Lockstep

TunedToKey World Police

MudderFetcher it could never happen in the US because of guns *nobody look at summer 2020*

TunedToKey LOL

TunedToKey Makes me glad we have so many here and civilians have been arming up and training since 2020
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ rooftop koreans during la riots, those guys were wild

Guyinroom83 but if you do shoot anyone, look at rittenhouse. he's basically considered a serial killer of black people

TunedToKey From 1990 - 2023 there are 460M+ guns sold
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ and TTK bought 69 of them

TunedToKey 69? NICE
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ /em air guitar

TunedToKey The crazy part, GIR, is Rittenhouse shot 0 black people.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Rittenhouse shot 3 people, 2 turned out to be jewish pedos lol
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ what are the odds

MudderFetcher pretty high when you are shooting at commies lol
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ true

TunedToKey You can have love for your country while hating your govt

Guyinroom83 'dark brandon' is the lamest attempt to make a president look cool ever

TunedToKey That and Bidenomics
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Trump was ultimate comedy choice, hilary's face the day after the vote, worth every trump vote made as a joke

TunedToKey He is worse than Carter
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Diana Ross and the Supremes have their own court?

TunedToKey Murica
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ you should really have boobs for that outfit

TunedToKey 223/556?

MudderFetcher Erly Donald Duck'ing it

RonGreen1 Beverly is Captain America.

Guyinroom83 Cap'n Murica.

Guyinroom83 we can tell that was a fake gun. hoax.

TunedToKey Try putting the stock on your chest below your clavicle, instead of your shoulder, and lean forward for impact

RonGreen1 Many of the founding fathers could speak French.

Guyinroom83 guillotines for all

MudderFetcher put your guillotine on a hill and you don't need a head basket

MudderFetcher BabyGirl done frenzied off-camera

TunedToKey LOLOL
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ we've all killed a homeless person
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Alex, your background is glitching again

Guyinroom83 remember freedom fries and freedom roast

Egerog Bev have you ever got Alex to play an Table top rpg with you

Guyinroom83 he's fully trans now

MudderFetcher He/Then are his pronouns

Guyinroom83 i hate france kinda. pretentious language and paris looks gay

Guyinroom83 @mudder then? RIP eddie then I guess

MudderFetcher the He part died apparently

Egerog l love the french word for very small
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ they sit down for it
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ and you believe this?

Egerog the vowel shift wreaked havoc on English spelling
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ ummm french is derived from latin
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Alex, french existed before the printed word, you have been tricked

MudderFetcher it went cave paintings, printing press, and then French

Guyinroom83 'french dip' originated as a sex move where a partner dips their testes in toilet water, before resuming the act.

TunedToKey lolol
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ you mean chips?

Guyinroom83 meant freedom toast. freedom roast is when you roast a frenchman

TunedToKey Chips are thin and crunchy, Winky
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ no
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ potato chips
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ you can cut your chips thick if you like, still chips

RonGreen1 Now I want some cinnamon french toast smothered in butter and maple syrup.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ french toast is food of the gods

MudderFetcher kinda wanna invite Alex to every party, let her correct everyone and just keep handing her beer and the 3 things she's allowed to eat
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ lol
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ omg she'd piss everyone off, I love her
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ no Bev
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ We talking alex here
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ actually.....

MudderFetcher Alex probably pisses-off 90% of people but we other 10% are high-fiving and laughing

Guyinroom83 women never do anything rude. they never do anything bad. also, men are women if they say they are.

TunedToKey "Ackshually, y'all" - New Alex
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Alex is brilliant lol
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ CORRECTS ALEX
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I believe it's with a hard r on the end and not an ah, Alex

MudderFetcher "Ackshually, y'all" Alex is best Alex

Egerog plu peti
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Actually, Bev is mostly mystery still

MudderFetcher Greatest American Hero?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ my wink?

Guyinroom83 i really hate when they do that

Guyinroom83 or add gen z sayings to the dictionary

TunedToKey Beverly is literally shaking rn
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ TTK she prefers Bev

Guyinroom83 i heard webster just added "Bev" for Beverly's full name, officially

MudderFetcher whenever BabyGirl is nonplussed = drink
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ it not npnPLUSed, it's non-PLOOSED

Guyinroom83 now its 'be wildin', not bewildering

Guyinroom83 @mudder she's going on tour with Bhad Bharbie soon
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ which one os bhad bharbie? is it bev?

Guyinroom83 google it winky. if you don't know you don't deserve to know.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I deserve nothing but disdian

Guyinroom83 sorry, Bev. we want to say it the official way now
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Everyone say...BEV
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ BEV

MudderFetcher not totally sure the French did vote for this last time

Guyinroom83 i think Bev thinks of Bev the way I might think of "Barb". a middle aged, short haired woman who's grating to be around or something

Guyinroom83 that describes everyone who keeps voting for left wing politicians
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I will never trust Alex with a frying pan, ever.

RonGreen1 California is the short bus capital of America.

Guyinroom83 lol yeah. there were also a lot of deleted scenes from that movie that were really good. same with stepbrothers

Guyinroom83 ugh. hungry for chicken now

Guyinroom83 brings those chickens to me mmm mmm.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ SHUT UP BEV WE WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ALEX'S PERSONAL THINGS

MudderFetcher indigenous to which tribe exactly?

Guyinroom83 im gonna avoid buying it now. used to buy them all the time. super fattening anyway
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Bev and ice cream? is it indigenous?

RonGreen1 If Ben and Jerry's ice cream is on stolen land, then the ice cream is free, right?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ ben and jerrys is nasty, too sweet

MudderFetcher I'm hoping the ice cream leads to booze and gambling
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Bev is the local diary queen

Guyinroom83 donate all your profits then.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ exactly alex
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ dairy ffs
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ DAIRREY

Guyinroom83 my friends dad was a cop, and apparently his family boycotted ben and jerrys bc at one time they donated money to a guy who shot cops, or something

RonGreen1 Validation is for free parking.

MudderFetcher apparently Ben & Jerry's was bought-out by Unilever in 2000

Guyinroom83 humblebrag Erly. 'im in too good of shape now ugh'
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ so you were doing it and the ginger said are you doing it right?

Guyinroom83 i go to the gym but get kicked out bc im like too good at it and poeple say I'm too muscular and hot
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ choose your sexy fighter now

TunedToKey 16 or 60lbs?

Guyinroom83 oh, congrats. i must have missed when you were fat, or didn't notice
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ she lost 120lbs, she vomitted up alex

TunedToKey Must have been a long time ago. I don't ever remember you being fat

Guyinroom83 depends how long it took too. i lost 60 pounds over... 20 years.

RonGreen1 Did your gas mileage improve after losing 60 lbs.?😅

Guyinroom83 i just lost weight, in pee, a minute ago. fyi.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I lose a lot in pee

MudderFetcher "Someone was super off but nobody knows who."
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Alex and Bev were sold a dream about the mystical land of streamer, they got us.

MudderFetcher Turn to someone under 90 and ask them how to turn off your phone

TunedToKey BEVERLY, YOU'RE SCARING ME. Stop yelling at old people

Guyinroom83 same alex. i really dont get people who have their ringtones on or text sounds, ever

TunedToKey What did you do to the Ginger? The man is a saint!

Egerog I remember in the 90s the Blue man group would put a spotlight on people arriving late, I cant imagine what they would do to someone with a cell phone ringing
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ You could leave your phone at my place by accident alex, just saying.

MudderFetcher everyone gets a different ringtone/notification...the plebs get put on silent/blocked entirely
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ alex is either in the gym or her sex dungeon.

RonGreen1 Pro tip: Never pull out your phone if someone approaches you and ask what time it is

Guyinroom83 yeah i do have ringtones i think. but its always on do not disturb with call exceptions pretty much

Guyinroom83 for me its people who have their phone vol up, and are scrolling their tik tok videos on the subway

Guyinroom83 that happens all the time. every day here

MudderFetcher I'm going to keep my phone volume up in public = someone who has never been punched

TunedToKey The Ginger sounds hilarious

Egerog Bev's Life sounds like a Hallmark movie

Guyinroom83 ruin all the mystery about wonka by doing a shitty prequel about him

MudderFetcher BabyGirl is trying to date TheFireman I think

Guyinroom83 i predict every mainstream movie will lose money from now on, in general, unless it's an outlier like top gun maverick and it's authentic/not political. i think people are just kinda done with HWood
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Bev wrote a play about being drilled?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I can't imagine Alex being part of any group
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I like to think that the playwrite is just offstage and drinking while crying at the butcher job done upon their writing

Guyinroom83 are you into crazy rides? i just can't do coasters or really any rides. idk why. i just sit on the ride horrified the whole time

Guyinroom83 the writers I like are DEAD. or soon to be... if they let me down

RonGreen1 Alex killed Shakespeare.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ funny is how I lost it too

Guyinroom83 oh my God. Erly is a monster. bigoted. evil.

Guyinroom83 racist? probably.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ BUMMED ON THE 4TH OF JULY

Guyinroom83 lol. how can you tell someone's sassy on sight?

MudderFetcher I thought that I was racist...sheesh lmfao
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ yeah, they are very large and liud

Guyinroom83 the stream is offended by the racism

Guyinroom83 lol
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I want secret van pants

Guyinroom83 reminds me of those 'sisterhood of traveling pants' movies. wtf were those

Egerog my wife has a game called Viva PIniata

Guyinroom83 my trust has just gone to such a low level for 'authorities'

Guyinroom83 or even scientists, experts, etc
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ dr alex in the house

RonGreen1 I once had a chemical imbalance. I ran out of coffee.

Guyinroom83 it's annoying that people always jump to one extreme or the other now. the right saying all psych drugs are bad is stupid, but also over prescribing is obviously stupid too

Guyinroom83 i read recently that once a man got a brain tumor, and became a pedo. then once it was removed, he wasn't again.

Guyinroom83 lol

Guyinroom83 sad things can cause people to become sad, new study shows.

Egerog Elton John knew it, Sad song say so much

Guyinroom83 Elton has been awful lately. Said the US has 'gone backwards' with lgbt rights

Guyinroom83 rocketman and like one or two other songs are the only ones I like of his

Egerog A chicken fee, sounds like something that would get you tarred and feathered back in the day

Egerog Lol i just realized the Irony

RonGreen1 First they came for the chickens. That's how communism started.

RonGreen1 Go egg her house for being anti-chicken.

RonGreen1 Register your chicken, or the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Chickens will be knocking on your door.

RonGreen1 In some cities, feeding the homeless can be unlawful.

Egerog PM of India Modi

RonGreen1 Biden is the perpetual clown show.🤣

RonGreen1 The last time Biden had a thought, it died of loneliness.

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WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Never let Bev deliever a punchline again.

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WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ If you sign up to Bev's subscribestar she stops sending nudes eventually, the first few weeks are rough though.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ make alex say 'skivvies' again

RonGreen1 Gnite ladies 👋
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ NN

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