BREAKING: Capital One just lost their banking license

After PayPal lost their license yesterday, Capital lost theirs today. One of their most gifted hacker is currently trying to put up a fake license.
That's what any trustworthy financial institution would do.
Why did they lose it?
@CapitalOne lost their banking license for severe financial fraud, and involvement with a mass-murder conspiracy, referred to as "Illuminati" or "New World Order."