Fugitive Fallacies

Facebook Flees and White House Doubles Down with “Highly Contagious” Less Than Five Percent Secondary Attack Rate Disease as Pandemic Goes to Trial

[FOB FREEDOM, July 3, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

It’s Independence Day, and while many are thinking about cookouts, barbecues, picnics, the beach, parades and fireworks, the Arlington GOP candidates will probably be hopping down to the Leadership Institutes Conservative Soiree to make speeches about their campaigns that have not made any news at all, despite the outspoken Trump supporter with 35 followers on Twitter’s obvious celebrity power. And one fringe independent, on the other hand, is gearing up for a series of hearings and appellate actions to go further than the former VA8GOP nominee, Karla Lipsman, who began to walk back promises to prosecute Dr. Anthony Fauci, after securing the Republican nomination.

“This CDC report on seroprevalence is timely, and we found a similar report after the outbreak aboard the U.S.S. Theodore Roosevelt, and, we all know that the hero of the Guam expeditionary invasion, offloading two thousand sailors alleged to have been infected with a highly contagious disease had failed to set off any outbreaks on the territorial island that had been forced to reopen its economy, while Captain Brett Crozier used his press support and circumvention of his chain of command for a political solution, violating the Third Amendment, let’s just say quietly retired, rather than pinning on a star. If the CDC wants to claim they had infected three quarters of Americans, who am I to say they didn’t, even if the simple math of the secondary attack rate says that horse can’t do,” explained Major Mike Webb, who has yet to be infected.

Webb notes that there are blaring problems with the CDC report that import bias and demonstrate a poor design, but he will permit his defendants try to walk back their claims in court.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.